"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life
yeah but I never get around to it
if internet explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser then you’re brave enough to ask that girl out